LIFE HAS BEEN GUCCI AF. Except for this past weekend. It all started off with a quaint trip to HEB on Friday so Larry and I could make some sassy ass mexican soup. As were walking to grab some milk, a middle aged man in a pink polo flies backwards and collapses to the ground and starts convulsing. Larry and I were the only two people around… and we were frozen for a solid 7 seconds until I screamed for help and called 911. The dispatcher was being difficult as hell and I was stuttering because I couldn’t comprehend the whole predicament so I hung up. I was taught in first aid that if someone is having a seizure to just let it happen. It was so hard for me to look because his eyes were rolled backwards and I couldn’t remember if I was supposed to put something in between his mouth so he didn’t bite his tongue so I was trying to decide whether or not to put the arm of my sunglasses in his mouth. But then a whole group of people swarmed him and I stood from afar and felt worthless because I was flustered and I couldn’t do anything to help him. For the rest of the night I was really distressed and I’m positive I gained 78 wrinkles on my forehead. I’ve been in sort of a weird place since then and I don’t understand why this is so hard to shake off. And now I have 45 stress pimples on one side of my face so I’m sitting here in a honey and lemon juice mask typing this. How the hell am I ever going to be a nurse. 

bbc-spacewolfken:

validx2:

When ya homie hit you wit the “Draw 4” in Uno

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little fuck nigga

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so you see, I love you so much
That I don’t wanna watch you leave me, baby
Most of all, I just don’t, I just don’t wanna be free, no

pkmntrainermadoka:

when ur friend starts liking something u rly like

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marlssbarkley:

mo-bedda:

mememolly:

witsradio:

little-veganite:

mayoroffuckstickjunction:

thecuteoftheday:

Heidi the rabbit!

Heidi has arthritis in her knees and hips so to help with the pain, she swims a few times a week!

Sometimes she wears a scrunchie on her ears so that they don’t get wet!

“sometimes she wears a scrunchie on her ears so that they don’t get wet”


Good morning.

SOMETIMES SHE WEARS A SCRUNCHIE ON HER EARS SO THAT THEY DON’T GET WET.

😇 sweet angel

this is so important

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overaaalls:

when i look at myself in the mirror i feel like one of those really detailed spongebob paintings

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howdyimjrus:

2,000 dollar bird warmer.

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arcaneimages:

1950’s lipstick vending machine

arcaneimages:

1950’s lipstick vending machine

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plantias:

I hope you have a nice day today! c:

plantias:

I hope you have a nice day today! c:

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