LIFE HAS BEEN GUCCI AF. Except for this past weekend. It all started off with a quaint trip to HEB on Friday so Larry and I could make some sassy ass mexican soup. As were walking to grab some milk, a middle aged man in a pink polo flies backwards and collapses to the ground and starts convulsing. Larry and I were the only two people around… and we were frozen for a solid 7 seconds until I screamed for help and called 911. The dispatcher was being difficult as hell and I was stuttering because I couldn’t comprehend the whole predicament so I hung up. I was taught in first aid that if someone is having a seizure to just let it happen. It was so hard for me to look because his eyes were rolled backwards and I couldn’t remember if I was supposed to put something in between his mouth so he didn’t bite his tongue so I was trying to decide whether or not to put the arm of my sunglasses in his mouth. But then a whole group of people swarmed him and I stood from afar and felt worthless because I was flustered and I couldn’t do anything to help him. For the rest of the night I was really distressed and I’m positive I gained 78 wrinkles on my forehead. I’ve been in sort of a weird place since then and I don’t understand why this is so hard to shake off. And now I have 45 stress pimples on one side of my face so I’m sitting here in a honey and lemon juice mask typing this. How the hell am I ever going to be a nurse.
Heidi the rabbit!
Heidi has arthritis in her knees and hips so to help with the pain, she swims a few times a week!
Sometimes she wears a scrunchie on her ears so that they don’t get wet!
“sometimes she wears a scrunchie on her ears so that they don’t get wet”
SOMETIMES SHE WEARS A SCRUNCHIE ON HER EARS SO THAT THEY DON’T GET WET.
😇 sweet angel
this is so important
when i look at myself in the mirror i feel like one of those really detailed spongebob paintings